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Im 6ft tall in shape slim 198lbs. Nice guy that will always treat you with respect and will never do or try to do anything that we both have not agreed on.
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Thanks for taking the time to read this and I hope to hear from you soon. Have a nice day.
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Welcome to my profile...
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So lets get down to it, if you have read this far, then somehow, by some magic in the air... I caught your attention. In all honestly, I want a girl that knows who she is, and has her own mind. Does she have to be cute? I think that’s a rhetorical question... However.... she has to be funny, funny and cute? is that possible in Florida? Time will tell I guess. Sarcasm is lost on a lot of people, and to those people... good luck with guys who have no personality. You may be thinking I might have gone too far with this profile right? Well... I think I have not gone far enough... In actuality, I am just looking for a girl to take out and have fun, keep it simple. Lets be honest... If you did not chuckle or laugh once while reading this... well... then we probably are not a match, darn! If you think this is something that I conjured up, and am nothing like this profile? you might be half right. At this point if you are still reading... You are intrigued somewhat... maybe... just a little... a tad... I am going to wrap this up(that’s what she said) That was a reference to The Office, if you did not get that reference, well... you know the drill...
If you want someone who has the creativity and gall to write this profile... I say email me... I have not met many girls that can keep up with my wit and sarcasm. But... if you can... Congrats... Mazeltov! what do you want a cookie? maybe a metal or a monument? your choice... Lets see how creative you can get, that will impress me...
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