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I am looking for a (female) nerdy Star Trek geek for a wild night of Star Trek themed sex. Acceptable candidates would be willing to paint their whole body green and put me under your Orion female pheromones making me highly suggestible to your every whim. Later you will dress as a Klingon female and attack me taking your sexual desire and rage out on me. You will hold me down bite my neck and face while having your way with me. I will be human so hitting me would not be the best idea for I don't have the thick skin and skull like male Klingons. However sprains and strain are acceptable. If we are not too banged up from the Klingon experience we will play out the STTNG Season 4, Episode 15: First Contact episode. You will play the nurse who will help me escape the alien hospital only if I will make alien love to you. Because we never actually see the act on TV we will assume they explore each others body finding out where and how all of our sex organs work. This could take hours kissing, licking and touching every part of each others body.
The perfect woman for this will be a huge Star Trek geek. This however is not a requirement. What is required is the nerdy part. The bigger nerd you are the better. Glasses are a huge plus. I love nerdy smart women. Unfortunately I can not accept fat women (sorry). There are no fat women in Star Trek and I would lose the illusion. I have never seen a fat Orion slave girl, nor have I ever seen a fat female Klingon Warrior on the series or movies.
For all those who think this is in the wrong category: If I can find a nerdy Star Trek geek willing to do all of the above I would be an idiot not to consider a relationship with this amazing woman.
As for me I am a tall dark haired blue eyed white human male. I am not fat. I am in good shape (not the skinny pale geek type) I would have to be in good shape for the Klingon part of my ad.
I am very serious about this. Only serious responses please. Please include a picture and something about the local area so I know you're real. Also be more specific then "there are bums around Winco and that there are always tweekers there around 2am" I think that is pretty universal no matter where you live.
All of those who are angry about the no fat girls; please don't waste your time E-mailing me hate mail. This is my dream not yours.
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