You: The freckle faced girl with shifty eyes m4w
I was minding my own business several days ago as I perused the local used bookstore. I was searching for some new literary work, which most people probably have not heard of.
I was the alternative guy with the vague attempt of a beard clinging to my face. I strategiy do not allow it to grow in full force, as I do not want to give the impression that I try. My hair was combed but I messed it up in the car before I came into the store because having combed hair is not cool anymore.
You were wearing a dress, flats, and black leggings. You were in the cookbook section with a book in your hand opened to the middle. (You must be a fast reader. HOT) my guess was that it was a vegan book because you were way to alt to eat meat. I wanted to tell you that your body was tofu hot, however, I was way to nervous.
If you see this I would love to take you out sometime for an alternative date. I was thinking we could start the day with a scavenger hunt and biking around town. Followed by a dance competition at my place to old records. We could then have a contest where we both attempt to develop the most awkward creepy characters and act them out. I would then like to cook food with you and drink wine while we watch some obscure movie that would have never been shown in any theater.
If you choose to respond please accept the fact that your life will probably never be the same by doing so. I lead a very nonconventional lifestyle, which will excite you to your core and leave your bones shaking for more. (This is a fact and meant to be taken as a serious warning.)
Antelope-OR adult sex
Coleman