Beautiful adult wants sex Parkersburg West Virginia Neophile (still) looking for an intellectual distraction So, here's the deal about me... I'm looking to expand my (embarrassingly small) circle of friends. I've got to... I'm feeling isolated and it's grating on me. Not your problem, of course, but that's where I am. Unfortunately, I don't really like most people. Compounding that is the fact that I tend to get on with women much better than with men, coupled with the fact that I'm married - and from experience I know that those two facts don't play very well together. So I'm looking for interesting, intelligent people in the area, with the caveat that whatever friendship may form will, out of necessity, be secret. No, this is not a thinly veiled attempt to find a pair of panties to get into. This posting has nothing to do with sex (save for the first of the aforementioned facts, though that's really "gender", and not "sex"). If this is an issue for you, that's perfectly fine - this posting is, therefore, not for you. What am I looking for? Interaction. Conversation. Some electronic, some in person - maybe over lunch, or a warm drink during the day, or on the occasional evening. Or maybe once in a while there might be an interesting astronomical event, and you'll find a way to come join me and my telescope at one of my favorite viewing spots. Well, that last suggestion, anyway... not right away!! That'd be a little too weird, if you were actually comfortable meeting a stranger (more or less) in some dark parking lot, before taking the time to get to know him. That'd freak *me* out, if you were to want to do that before then, considering that concealed hasn't been implemented in Illinois yet. I'm not interested in talking about sports. and politics are not terribly high on my list, either ( : I'm an atheist; politics: ugh... it just gets my pressure up). Most anything else, though, is probably fair game, and science and technology especially so. I don't particularly care what you look like on the outside, except that it's probably best if you're in reasonable shape (somewhere on the lighter side of average), if there would ever be a chance that whatever trouble we might get into could involve exertion. Get your mind out of the gutter for a moment and think bicycles. Or, I don't know, urban exploration. Abandoned buildings draw my interest (especially if I have my camera handy). Who knows? The only real requirements (aside from the double X) are that you have a respectable command of the English language, do not write like LOLcats captions read (you know what I mean... I don't care if you use the occasional smiley and so forth...), and live and/or work within maybe 15 minutes of the Lake Zurich area. A major preference is that you drink to some extent, as EtOH might be a part of our interactions once in a while - though that's not a deal-breaker. And just to clarify the distance part: to reiterate, I'm interested in actual face time, not virtual friends. I work near Lake Zurich, and I'm most available during the day on weekdays (and occasional evenings). I have high hopes, but, quite frankly, very low expectations. expectations, honestly. I imagine that what will most likely happen is that we'll exchange a few , decide that each other isn't a psychopath, then meet for coffee. You'll show me pictures of your dog while I politely smile and nod, screaming inside my head. I'll say something about the LHC, and your eyes will glaze over. We'll both mention a band that the other has never heard of and wouldn't listen to anyway without a pistol being held to their head. Then one of us will say, "Oooh, look at the time...", and we'll awkwardly part ways, never to write to each other again. Bonus points if you: 0) have ink; 1) have edges; 2) have a dark sense of humor which you ordinarily have to filter heavily for the benefit of those around you with whom you have to interact; 3) can use the words "fuck" and "litotes"--meaningfully, not just incidentally--in the same sentence. Seriously, do you even exist up here in the 'burbs? Yes, I'm sure you do... The real question is do you read Strictly Platonic? Take a chance and write back! Women want casual sex Jay Peak Vermont Women want casual sex Grosvenor Dale Connecticut hi :) new to this and Im not actually 1 to write about myself. I was born and raised in Miami having a Cuban ancestry. With all that goes on in Miami its at times difficult to meet new people, and so I figured Id give this a chance. Desire to understand something then ask :)

Lonely couple seeking nsa free online dating uk anal for free in East point KentuckyLOOKING TO HOST DOMINATE SBBW AM TRYING TO FUCK LIKE SAYS LOOKING TO HOST SBBW I EATS THE PUSSY SUCK TOES EAT THE AZZZ OUT TO NO LIMITS WITH ME LOOKING FOR NOW NO ENDLESS FOR ALL YOU WOMAN WHO STEP TO THE BACK YOUR PUC GETS MY YOU CAN KIK ME at teamme78 YOUR GETS MINDS SO AM A FREE MAN SO IF THERES ANY BBW OUT HIT ME UP Lonely couple seeking nsa dating woman Happy Mothers Day! Do you me to please you? m4w Its Mothers Day and unjust want to repay one special mom for what she does day in and day out How can I please you?